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NAGGING YARG IRRIDENTISM

2017

Ahem My last few days of the year at work saw a definite improvement in my social life. This had absolutely nothing to do with […]

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01 Dec
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GAZEBO SNOOTY REGISTER

2017

Ahem The rainy season here in the Cote d’Ivoire should have finished in October at the latest, but there were still regular thunderstorms throughout the […]

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01 Nov
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MALLET SKYWALK HIGHLIFE

2017

Ahem Some weeks ago while in France, I was dragging an old double mattress out to the car, carelessly using the fingertips of my hands […]

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01 Oct
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DOGRAPHY DINGHY ZAMZAM

2017

Ahem Sailing and I have never been close. My brother was the sailor of the family, while I stuck to cross channel ferries and the […]

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30 Aug
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MONIKER HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY BAGBOTTOM

2017

Ahem I have been to the Royaume Congo, a famous nightclub close to where I first lived in Abidjan. After warming my hands by a […]

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04 Aug
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WRUNG MINUSCULE FUBAR

2017

Ahem, A calmer period followed the frenetic, cloud-bursting month of June, and the weather was more temperate as I again spent large amounts of time […]

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02 Jul
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WANGLE GASOMETER SKYLINE

2017

Ahem I’ve been busy. My mother occasionally used to say that there was “no rest for the wicked” and that “the devil makes work for […]

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04 Jun
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PLUVIOUS RONRONNED DEEDOOING

2017

Ahem While I have been very comfortable over the last five months in my tiny studio with its view of the Plateau and under the […]

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30 Apr
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GEWGAWS BLITHERING KNUCKLE

2017

Ahem, With all the excitement of Alli’s visit at the end of last month, which we both treated more as a holiday than as spousal […]

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02 Apr
1

LIFE CONFABULATED GERRYCANS

2017

Ahem, Late in the evening before my 60th birthday I was sitting morosely in my small studio flat, watching the 25th episode of the 3rd […]

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