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31 Dec
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Abundant Banquet Commandeered

2013

Ahem The morning wreaths of mist could not conceal the huge weather variations throughout the month, with sunny, ice blue skies as well as persistent...

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04 Dec
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Doppelganger Gadarene Selfie

2013

hem November is the most useful month of the year. It gets used a lot. For example, as a considered pause before the rush of...

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02 Nov
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Riad Urchins Faffing

2013

Ahem Marrakech is very bamboozling. The local compass somehow swings around every few minutes, with the effect that clever people with impeccable orienteering credentials, for...

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30 Sep
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Mullet Brimming Lungfulls

2013

Ahem One of the many drawbacks of living in a house full of women (where even the dogs are bitches and the chickens are hens)...

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01 Sep
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Perseid Luggage Quiz

2013

Ahem The intensity of our 2013 holiday continued to streak across the summer like the shooting stars that exploded like fireworks across the night sky...

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07 Aug
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Elderflower Honkytonk Karaoke

2013

Ahem I can announce that I have crossed two major items off my imaginary personal bucket list. I heard Eileen Rose and the Holy Wreck...

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01 Jul
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Indefatigable Onoesque Weathercock: June 2013

2013

Ahem Some disenchanted summer has pitched up with light blue skies, greyish clouds, hawks spiralling the Wolfsloch field, and a white-skinned sun, allowing the false...

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01 Jun
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Enforced Farrago Skink

2013

Ahem The month was kicked off in merry style at 6am in damp and swirling mists by the Ferrette Morris dancers at the Landskron Castle....

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01 May
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Ugly Frisbee George

2013

Ahem Comrades, I have made a striking yet politically disappointing discovery. Our cousins the hens, known amongst themselves as “chooks”, are coop racists and colour-prejudiced...

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01 Apr
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Kebab Cab Vintners

2013

Ahem I travelled to England for the weekend to see my earliest extant friend Charlie, who is now a teacher and part time taxi driver...

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