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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022
02 Mar
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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022

2022, Ahem

Ahem A small section of the road outside the house was resurfaced one day without warning, with a lorry, a paving machine, several vans, and...

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ESCULENT NU VARIANT: December 2021
31 Dec
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ESCULENT NU VARIANT: December 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem On 5th December, Jurrat knelt in the autumn leaves before our first-born daughter Jessie in the garden of Broad Oaks and asked her to...

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CHINE MEUNIER JAWBONES: September 2021
01 Oct
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CHINE MEUNIER JAWBONES: September 2021

2021, Ahem, Services

Ahem, By general agreement Alli’s birthday this year was more of a birtholiday. We had first visited the sceptred Isle of Wight 25 years ago...

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PIGEONS EXTROSPECTIVE SHAMBLES: June 2021
03 Jul
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PIGEONS EXTROSPECTIVE SHAMBLES: June 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem My vegetables are being pilfered and pillaged. Every time I go to the garden, at least five fat pigeons disengage themselves from the already...

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BROWNIES IMPALER MUSLIN: December 2020
01 Jan
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BROWNIES IMPALER MUSLIN: December 2020

2020, Ahem

Ahem No sooner had Gwen arrived back from York than we drove together to the supermarket for her to buy tons of sugar, vegan butter,...

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OCHLOCRATIC GOOIER SLOES: August 2020
01 Sep
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OCHLOCRATIC GOOIER SLOES: August 2020

2020, Ahem

Ahem Fresh blackberries were aplenty (try saying that five times very quickly) in the fields around the house; sweet and edible at least three weeks...

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TOOTING SHOOK TWEE: June 2020
01 Jul
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TOOTING SHOOK TWEE: June 2020

2020, Ahem

Ahem We have seen our daughters together thrice this month, the first time with their partners Jurrat and Sam, when Alli, Gwen and I drove...

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FATHOMLESS MOUSETRAP SYMMETRY: May 2020
01 Jun
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FATHOMLESS MOUSETRAP SYMMETRY: May 2020

2020, Ahem

Ahem Jessie’s 29th birthday was celebrated on Europe Day with great success and aplomb. The 9th May is a very ‘international’ and upbeat day. It...

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BAO PURPURIC PLIMSOLL: January 2020
31 Jan
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BAO PURPURIC PLIMSOLL: January 2020

2020

Ahem I have spent the month picking up bits and pieces in all sorts of ways and means. I have visited the capital often, first...

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10 Sep
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Wobbly Sunflowers Gladioli: August 2004

2004-07

Ahem We are only now coming to the end of the drawn-out hassle of moving in. It is a slow but occasionally satisfying process of...

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