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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022
02 Mar
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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022

2022, Ahem

Ahem A small section of the road outside the house was resurfaced one day without warning, with a lorry, a paving machine, several vans, and...

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ESCULENT NU VARIANT: December 2021
31 Dec
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ESCULENT NU VARIANT: December 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem On 5th December, Jurrat knelt in the autumn leaves before our first-born daughter Jessie in the garden of Broad Oaks and asked her to...

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TRANSEPT GARNERED STINKHORNS: November 2021
03 Dec
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TRANSEPT GARNERED STINKHORNS: November 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem My previous one-scener blue moon trips to London have now turned into weekly or twice-weekly trips into the City for my temporary stint as...

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CHINE MEUNIER JAWBONES: September 2021
01 Oct
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CHINE MEUNIER JAWBONES: September 2021

2021, Ahem, Services

Ahem, By general agreement Alli’s birthday this year was more of a birtholiday. We had first visited the sceptred Isle of Wight 25 years ago...

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RUN CROQUET VINEYARD : August 2021
31 Aug
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RUN CROQUET VINEYARD : August 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem Sometimes I run out of patience and often I run out of things to say. We occasionally run out of food items, thanks to...

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SAMPHIRE TRAYBAKES FLUTTER: July 2021
31 Jul
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SAMPHIRE TRAYBAKES FLUTTER: July 2021

2021, Ahem, Services

Ahem I’m sure that I’m the last person in Little Britain to have noticed that tea shops and coffee houses are replacing traditional pubs throughout...

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PIGEONS EXTROSPECTIVE SHAMBLES: June 2021
03 Jul
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PIGEONS EXTROSPECTIVE SHAMBLES: June 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem My vegetables are being pilfered and pillaged. Every time I go to the garden, at least five fat pigeons disengage themselves from the already...

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PIÑATA FORAGING V: April 2021
01 May
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PIÑATA FORAGING V: April 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem Easter gave us an opportunity to use the garden for a childish grown-up family Easter Egg hunt and to see Jessie, Jurrat, Ella, Sam,...

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COWPOX GHYLLS CHIROPRACTIC: March 2021
03 Apr
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COWPOX GHYLLS CHIROPRACTIC: March 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem We’ve been thinking of renting a cottage on the Isle of Wight, if it’s not too dear. But it might well be. Alli nearly...

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ROTTWEILER VACCINATIONS BURNISHED: January 2021
31 Jan
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ROTTWEILER VACCINATIONS BURNISHED: January 2021

2021, Ahem

Ahem The turn of the year did not witness many resolutions, still less successful ones. No surprise here, being the first new year under the...

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