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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022
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FITBIT HOBBLING PIDDLE: February 2022

2022, Ahem

Ahem A small section of the road outside the house was resurfaced one day without warning, with a lorry, a paving machine, several vans, and […]

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HEMLOCK TARPAULIN GAFFER: May 2021
31 May
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HEMLOCK TARPAULIN GAFFER: May 2021

Ahem, 2021

Ahem A lot of things happened on Mayday, as they should. In medieval England, it was one of the biggest, most popular and least controversial […]

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WINDMILL GREENSAND MURMURATION: February 2021
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WINDMILL GREENSAND MURMURATION: February 2021

Ahem, 2021

Ahem The extreme weather in the first half of the month kept us all more hibernated even than usual. The dogs were keen to take […]

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CYNOPHILE BILLY MOTTE: September 2020
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CYNOPHILE BILLY MOTTE: September 2020

Ahem, 2020

Ahem The month started when families were still getting used to cautious re-uniting; when the popular view was that the virus was mostly beaten; that […]

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OCHLOCRATIC GOOIER SLOES: August 2020
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OCHLOCRATIC GOOIER SLOES: August 2020

Ahem, 2020

Ahem Fresh blackberries were aplenty (try saying that five times very quickly) in the fields around the house; sweet and edible at least three weeks […]

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